About

The author's head, swallowed whole by a silly knit hat shaped like a fish.

Malcolm Maes-McCrimmon has been variously described as “actual dad,” “such an oaf,” “suspiciously good-natured,” and “delightfully unburdened with overstatement.” He is also an incurable romantic, and wishes he had gills so he could just live in the Pierian Spring instead of having to drink from it. In Search of Secrets is his personal blog. It’s about anything and doesn’t update on Sundays.

If you prefer code, that’s on his GitHub page. If C.V. are more your thing, try LinkedIn. If you’re looking for social media, he suggests you stop.

Disclaimer: the views, beliefs, and opinions expressed by the author’s past self do not necessarily reflect those of the author.

Unless otherwise specified, all media is © 2011-2026 by Malcolm Maes-McCrimmon and licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0