The world is full of mysteries. Some may one day be solved, while others may outlast the lifetime of the universe.
For example: who the hell is “Anne,” and why does she keep giving people my phone number??
I have been getting calls from strangers asking for “Anne” for the last fifteen years or so. Does she honestly not know her own phone number? Do our numbers just happen to be one easily-confused digit apart? Or does she think she’s giving a “fake” number to people she doesn’t want to be contacted by?
Anne, if by some chance you’re reading this: PLEASE STOP GIVING MY PHONE NUMBER TO STRANGERS!
In Search of Secrets 