Category Archives: Microblogging
No Representation Without Taxation
Happy birthday, USA! Please don’t die.
Here’s an idea: you know how the US Revolution started with “No taxation without representation?” Why don’t we try enforcing the inverse, too? I mean, if someone doesn’t pay what they’re worth in taxes, they shouldn’t be able to lobby or vote either, right?
…Right???
Filed under Essays, Microblogging
Why Am I Like This, pt. XIX
Me: *chewing*
Me: *slightly distracted by literally any other thing*
My food:
Filed under Microblogging
Thanks, Toby!
I just found out this morning that my prediction for Deltarune Chapter 5’s release date was partly right: it was indeed announced last-minute. Fifteen days prior, to be exact.
That was fifteen days ago, by the way. Meaning it releases today.
On– My? BIRTHDAY???
So… Happy birthday to me, apparently! Best birthday surprise ever! I’m just gonna go turn off the internet for a couple months to make sure I don’t see any spoilers.
…Bye!
Filed under Microblogging, My Life
Happy Pride!
Unfortunately, I still don’t have the polyamory flag colors. Better luck next year?
Filed under Microblogging
Why Am I Like This, pt. XVIII
Me: “All right, feeling good! Looking forward to locking in and getting some serious work done 😎”
My coworkers: *immediately gather around my cubicle to loudly socialize*
My family: “When are we going to see you again??”
My watch: “It’s literally 4:30 pm, bro”
Me: “FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff”
Filed under Microblogging
In Search of Secrets 
That Feel
When you leave a comment on one of your favorite webcomics and the author drops a “like” on it:
Leave a comment
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Tagged as comments, funny, webcomics