Me (to 6yo): “…I said, finish cleaning your room!”
Me (to myself): “Huh, what am I holding?
“Oh, it’s lip balm. Why do I have this?
“…Oh, right. Because I got it out of my pocket. To put on my face. Ten seconds ago.”
Category Archives: Microblogging
That Awkward Stage
Everyone understands that adolescence is an awkward time.
Nobody prepares you for the awkwardness of being in your 30s, seeing a woman shopping at the grocery store with her mother and her daughter, and not being able to make up your mind about which of them is hotter.
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A Pro-Human Path for AI
Just as Socialist Democrats are pro-democracy, transhumanists like myself are pro-human. Current AI developers are working to replace humanity. It’s not a secret; racing to create superintelligence is their entire business model! If you believe that should change, sign here: https://stoptheracetoreplace.org
Filed under Essays, Microblogging
Man of Mystery
I live a life of intrigue and suspense, full of exciting questions like “why did I walk into this room,” “what was the reason I picked up my phone two hours ago,” and “is that yellow stain on my nails orange peel or jaundice”
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The Answer Is: Performing
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Write to Your Reps (Update)
As promised, I’ve updated my letter template you can use to write to your representatives.
AI development is in a critical stage. We may never have an opportunity to make a bigger impact than right now. I know it sounds melodramatic, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true: the fate of our entire race is at stake.
Please, get involved.
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Slamming Windows
I think my favorite thing about MS Windows is when you can’t do anything with a file or folder because “it is open in another program,” but it won’t say which program.
That’s the best!
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No Representation Without Taxation
Happy birthday, USA! Please don’t die.
Here’s an idea: you know how the US Revolution started with “No taxation without representation?” Why don’t we try enforcing the inverse, too? I mean, if someone doesn’t pay what they’re worth in taxes, they shouldn’t be able to lobby or vote either, right?
…Right???
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIX
Me: *chewing*
Me: *slightly distracted by literally any other thing*
My food:
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In Search of Secrets 