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You Are:

• Age: 20-50
• Gender: girl or girl-adjacent
• Sexuality: optional
• Appearance: cute
• Enjoys: cuddles, reading, being picked up, talking about stuff you like while I nod and smile and play with your hair, travel, saying sweet things about me and seeing if I can top them, really good food
• Values: empathy, joy, Eliezer Yudkowsky’s Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, art, the outdoors
• Biggest flaw that isn’t really: likes to show off

You Might Like:

• Age: 37
• Gender: male
• Sexuality: polyamorous, straight-ish
• Appearance: 6’0″ (no, I didn’t just round up), 150 pounds (okay, I might’ve rounded that time), bald, blue eyes, as white as it gets without freckles or albinism
• My friends describe me as: Great Dane, oaf, “actual dad”
• Favorite compliment I’ve ever received: “suspiciously good-natured”
• Biggest pet peeve: my own farts

If that sounds like you (or somebody you know) HMU KK thx luv u ❤