I live a life of intrigue and suspense, full of exciting questions like “why did I walk into this room,” “what was the reason I picked up my phone two hours ago,” and “is that yellow stain on my nails orange peel or jaundice”
Tag Archives: funny
Slamming Windows
I think my favorite thing about MS Windows is when you can’t do anything with a file or folder because “it is open in another program,” but it won’t say which program.
That’s the best!
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIX
Me: *chewing*
Me: *slightly distracted by literally any other thing*
My food:
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XVIII
Me: “All right, feeling good! Looking forward to locking in and getting some serious work done 😎”
My coworkers: *immediately gather around my cubicle to loudly socialize*
My family: “When are we going to see you again??”
My watch: “It’s literally 4:30 pm, bro”
Me: “FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff”
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Would I Smooch You? A Handy Guide
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XVII
[window sticker]:
[me]: Let’s see…the Fs and As cancel out, so that reduces to: “ITH over ER” *satisfied nod*
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Office Problems, pt. IV
Judging by when I’m most productive while working from home (and rested), my ideal working hours seem to be roughly 1-9 P.M.
…Do any of y’all know of remote work opportunities in Hawaii or New Zealand?
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Alternatives to “Easily Amused”
- Highly reactive delight catalyst
- FUN-damental
- Ruthlessly efficient at being pleased
- 60 watts of light from a 9 watt bulb
- Hightened sensitivity to minor happinesses
- Fully-stocked appreciation inventory
- Cheer winner
Filed under Essays, Microblogging
In Search of Secrets 
That Feel
When you leave a comment on one of your favorite webcomics and the author drops a “like” on it:
Leave a comment
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Tagged as comments, funny, webcomics