Me: “All right, feeling good! Looking forward to locking in and getting some serious work done 😎”
My coworkers: *immediately gather around my cubicle to loudly socialize*
My family: “When are we going to see you again??”
My watch: “It’s literally 4:30 pm, bro”
Me: “FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff”
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[window sticker]:
[me]: Let’s see…the Fs and As cancel out, so that reduces to: “ITH over ER” *satisfied nod*
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Judging by when I’m most productive while working from home (and rested), my ideal working hours seem to be roughly 1-9 P.M.
…Do any of y’all know of remote work opportunities in Hawaii or New Zealand?
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I’m considering changing careers and becoming a therapist. With all the jobs being taken over by AI, I forsee high demand!
Plus, I figure by the time AI can take over my job, we’ll either be living in a post-scarcity society or we’ll all be dead.
It’s foolproof!
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Since I stopped posting daily, I’ve been doing a lot more writing by hand. I have a very nice journal (this one, if you’re curious) and it’s been nice to get more tactile with my art again.
Of course, the big downside of handwriting is it’s harder to get it into a computer so I can revise and publish it.
I’ve been working on a complete rewrite of my poem “is,” and I figured I’d try getting an LLM to transcribe my draft for me instead of typing it in by hand. (I mean, if you can’t use these things for OCR how useful can they possibly be?)
The results were quite a bit funnier than I expected! At first, my phone’s AI transcribed the page perfectly (in between smothering me with sychophantic flattery), but when I started trying to crop the image to get a transcript of only part of the page…well, see for yourself:
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I like to snack throughout the day, so I try to keep my desk stocked with all the basic food groups:
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In Search of Secrets 
That Feel
When you leave a comment on one of your favorite webcomics and the author drops a “like” on it:
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