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More Married Life

Since I’m not on social media much anymore, my spouse curates and sends me all the best memes they see. I got this one on Valentine’s Day:

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Don’t Feed After Midnight, Don’t Wake Before Noon

Since I’m not on social media much anymore, my spouse likes to curate memes and send them to me. They’re always good, but I particularly enjoy the ones they personalize…

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Married Life

My spouse: “I know we usually do laundry with cold water, but I think the reusable cloth wipes I’ve switched to need to be washed in hot.

Me: “Maybe we could put the stained pillowcases and hand towels in with them, see if we can finally get those all the way clean.

Spouse: “Yeah, sounds like we need to start having designated ‘hot loads.'”

Both of us, turning toward each other in perfect sync:

Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender waggling his eyebrows suggestively

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