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Oh BTW I’m a Twilight Fan

Please join me in a moment of silence, as we mourn the cruel and senseless murder of the series’ best character:

Very, very convenient—too convenient—that my truck would wheeze its last wheeze just weeks after Edward and I had agreed to our lopsided compromise, one detail of which was that he be allowed to replace my truck when it passed on. Edward swore it was only to be expected; my truck had lived a long, full life and then expired of natural causes. According to him.

Rest in peace, old-timer. 😔

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