These Ten Puns Are Supposed to Make You Laugh

Where can you go to get a steak and a haircut? The barber-Q.
How does a bee get to school? She takes the school buzz.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve ropes here,” and throws him out. The rope thinks for a moment, then ruffles up his hair, twists himself into a pretzel, and goes back in. The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you that rope I just threw out of here?” and the rope says “Nope, I’m a frayed knot!”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an overripe banana.
What do you call it when someone ogles the man behind the counter at the post office? They’s a-checkin’ the male.
Why did the fisherwoman keep going back to the same store to buy worms? They always gave her a great re-bait.
Why did the mushroom keep getting invited to parties? Because he was such a fungi.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad there’s only one joke left?
I know not everyone likes puns, but I hope at least a few of these made you laugh. I’m sorry if no pun in ten did.