Category Archives: Microblogging

When My Stats Show Lots of Views but Few Readers

Fry from Futurama squinting suspiciously. Caption: "Not sure if new reader bingeing my posts, or AI scraping them."

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Oops

Looks like some poor programmer escaped one character too many…

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Checking the News

I’ve been told this is also a good analogy for menstruation.

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Purple!

(It’s my favorite color.)

Why yes, I do plan on using every new nail color as an excuse for an easy post, why do you ask?

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Post Delayed Due to Unforeseen Improvements

I was planning on finishing part two of my post on “magic” last week, but then I had an idea for a very simple game I could program that would help get my point across much better.

The game is simple enough that I think I can just use HTML forms to make it–no JavaScript required–so it will be a good opportunity to practice with kelp, too. Most likely, I’ll have another devlog this week about why I’ve chosen to use kelp to redesign my website. I hope you’re looking forward to it!

Joy and health to you all.

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AIs Can’t Stop Recommending Nuclear Strikes in War Game Simulations

That’s it. That’s the whole post for today. Call your reps and love one another shamelessly.

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Be Impressed

My father-in-law got me this puzzle for my birthday a few years ago. It’s been sitting in a box for most of that time, but two weeks ago I got it out and brought it to work and yesterday I finally solved it! It was a good one. Thanks, Pa!

Eco Logicals “Bamboo Blossom,” if you’re curious. I don’t think they sell it anymore.

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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIV

Me: “Man, that cake we got for my coworker’s birthday was pretty stale. Not sure I can honestly say I enjoyed eating it? Would have been rude not to, though.”

Me twenty minutes later, when everyone has gone back to their desks: “Ooh, there’s a few slices left!”

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Some Inspiration

A reminder from my daughter that it’s okay to dream of better things. Even if they seem too big. Even if they’re (gasp) cliche!

A paper cutout of a child's hand, glued onto a circle of paper colored to look like the Earth. Written on the hand is a child's dream for people to take better care of the homeless and the planet.

I have a dream that every one givs more muny to homles people and people take more care of the Earth

As we grow into adults, we learn that optimism is childish, and that dreams like these are simple and naive. Well–not all childish things are wrong. Sometimes, the sky really is blue, 2+2 really does equal 4, flowers really are pretty, the Emperor really is naked, and people really should take more care of the Earth and each other.

(And don’t forget to take care of yourself too, okay?)

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My Favorite Candy

I love gummies, I am a huge sucker for tiny versions of regular things, and I am delighted by novelty. Other candies never stood a chance.

They used to be sold in the US under the Wonka brand, but for some reason they were discontinued here. Now I have to have them shipped from the UK to get my fix…

*tea not included

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