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Snow Day!

The kids have school off today, so naturally I’m taking a day off from my blog, too. (It makes sense because I say so!)

Please enjoy this festive winter scene:

I hope your day is a fun one!

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Riddle Me This, Too

Am I being paranoid, or has AI actually made autocorrect worse?

If we’re going to start stuffing LLMs into every crack and crevice of our lives like cream into cheap profiteroles, could we at least include a way to give it feedback? Because I would dearly like to have some way of explaining to my phone that no, I did not and will never wish to discuss “the copy of her hair,” and starting a sentence with “I’m fact, …” makes me both look and feel like a maniac.

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Mal-Come Again, AGAIN?

I was careful to enunciate extra-clearly this time. I guess they did leave out the ‘h,’ so… Partial success?

It’s the same handwriting! Who is this maniac??

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Cozy

It’s that time of year again–time to bust out my favorite outfit!

🦄

Why yes, it is quite warm. Thank you for asking!

What’s your favorite cold-weather accessory?

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The Thrilling Sequel

Too on-the-nose?

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Why Am I Like This, pt. XI

Me: “I’m not going to leave a comment, I’ll just end up obsessing over other people’s replies and how to respond to them all day. I’ll just drop a ‘like’ and move on.”

Also me: *spends the rest of the day obsessing over hypothetical replies to the comment I didn’t leave and how I would have responded to them*

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Just to Be Clear

You? A procrastinator? Please–you’re an amateur crastinator at best.

I’m the pro, here.

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Revealed Preferences

The other day I walked past a candy bowl at the office and just grabbed the first things that looked good. When I took them back to my desk, I noticed–well, here, I’ll just show you:

A Snickers, Reese's cup, and Mr. Goodbar, all mini-sized.

I mean, I knew I liked peanuts and chocolate, but I didn’t know I liked them this much…

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What Are You up To?

Me? Oh, not much, just my normal, healthy coping mechanism of avoiding some minor task because I’m scared I won’t be able to do it well or complete it in time and I’ll fail everyone because I’m an awful person and then I avoid thinking about it because I feel guilty for avoiding it and that makes me even more terrified of doing it and then I avoid talking about it and put off the people who need me to get it done because I’m avoiding thinking about it and that makes me afraid of them and then I end up in a depression spiral because I’ve failed everyone and I’m an awful person and then the depression makes everything worse.

How about you?

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Some Days You Wake up and Choose Violence

A "fun-size" Hershey's chocolate bar showing someone took a big bite out of it instead of breaking off the little pieces, like it's a banana or something, what kind of sicko does that??
Been feeling a little unhinged lately 🙃

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