Huh? What do you mean, there’s other sections besides “More posts like this” and “For you”??
(Just kidding, Tumblr. You know I love all of you!)
Category Archives: Microblogging
AI: Auto-Incorrect
Me: “…AI-assisted coding…”
Autocorrect: “…AI-assisted cuddling…”
Me: …
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Help, I’ve Reddit and I Can’t Get Up
I knew Reddit was a bad idea. Why did I start scrolling? Why did I even open the app??
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Spamton NEO First Try
For those of you who haven’t played Deltarune, this is a very cool and sexy thing I’ve done and you should be very impressed and want to give me lots of hugs and candy.
(Okay, so technically it was the first try on my second run…but still!)
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I Love My Coworkers
One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:
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Wrong Number
The world is full of mysteries. Some may one day be solved, while others may outlast the lifetime of the universe.
For example: who the hell is “Anne,” and why does she keep giving people my phone number??
I have been getting calls from strangers asking for “Anne” for the last fifteen years or so. Does she honestly not know her own phone number? Do our numbers just happen to be one easily-confused digit apart? Or does she think she’s giving a “fake” number to people she doesn’t want to be contacted by?
Anne, if by some chance you’re reading this: PLEASE STOP GIVING MY PHONE NUMBER TO STRANGERS!
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In Search of Secrets 