Category Archives: Selfies

Cozy

It’s that time of year again–time to bust out my favorite outfit!

🦄

Why yes, it is quite warm. Thank you for asking!

What’s your favorite cold-weather accessory?

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Tinder? I ‘Ardly Know ‘Er!

You Are:

  • Age: 20-50
  • Gender: girl or girl-adjacent
  • Sexuality: optional
  • Appearance: cute
  • Enjoys: cuddles, reading, being picked up, talking about stuff you like while I nod and smile and play with your hair, travel, saying sweet things about me and seeing if I can top them, really good food
  • Values: empathy, joy, Eliezer Yudkowsky’s Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, art, the outdoors
  • Biggest flaw that isn’t really: likes to show off

You Might Like:

  • Age: 37
  • Gender: male
  • Sexuality: polyamorous, straight-ish
  • Appearance: 6’0″ (no, I didn’t just round up), 150 pounds (okay, I might’ve rounded that time), bald, blue eyes, as white as it gets without freckles or albinism
  • My friends describe me as: Great Dane, oaf, “actual dad”
  • Favorite compliment I’ve ever received: “suspiciously good-natured”
  • Biggest pet peeve: my own farts

If that sounds like you (or somebody you know) HMU KK thx luv u ❤

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My Favorite Hat

I’ve had this hat for a long time now. My sister made it for me! As you can imagine, it gets lots of compliments.

The author's head, swallowed whole by a silly knit hat shaped like a fish.
🐟

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Practicing My Selfies

I think I’m finally getting the hang of it!

An extreme close-up of the author's right eye
👁️

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Happy Pride Month!

The author's left hand, showing off his sparkly blue nail polish

It feels SO nice to have colorful nails again! It’s been way too long.

I wanted to do the polyamory flag colors, but I’d forgotten just how expensive this stuff is. Maybe I’ll have enough saved up by next year…

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