Whoops

*me at 1:30 pm*

I feel like I’m forgetting something…

*2 hours later*

Oh, right! EATING.

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An Awful Seaweed Pun

Sorry, I couldn’t kelp myself.

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Happy Pride Month!

The author's left hand, showing off his sparkly blue nail polish

It feels SO nice to have colorful nails again! It’s been way too long.

I wanted to do the polyamory flag colors, but I’d forgotten just how expensive this stuff is. Maybe I’ll have enough saved up by next year…

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Better Than Perfect

(to the tune of “Your Reality” from Doki Doki Literature Club)

[Verse 1]

Here I stare at a screen that is white and clean, and it’s mocking me

How can I turn the thoughts running through my head to reality

[Chorus]

The keyboard sits here, indifferent and silent

Just move your hand, write the way into your heart

Fit all your thoughts into place, build them up tall

Rough and unmortared, but it’s still standing strong

Rough and unmortared, but it’s still standing strong

[Verse 2]

I admit, that this wall that I’ve cobbled together’s a bit ugly

Stones hacked out of the bed of the quarry in my mind unthinkingly

[Chorus]

“It’s not done,” I say in reassurance

There’s lots to do before it will be complete

There’s holes and cracks where the wind gusts right through it

But perfect walls won’t block any wind at all

Since they never leave your head

Demolish perfect with real

Build beautiful

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Talking Into the Abyss

The abyss’ gaze is unnerving, I admit

But it is a very good listener

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Startup Idea?

Cyberstalking your high school sweetheart after they’ve deleted their Facebook account is a real pain in the ass. Can someone get on that, please?

Added 2025-08-01: I was careless when I first wrote this post and forgot that cyberstalking can be, y’know, actual abuse and not just a euphemism for “occasionally looking at someone’s FaceBook page without interacting,” and that making a joke out of it was in very bad taste and could be a trigger. My own sister’s been a victim of cyberstalking, so I really don’t have an excuse. I apologize.

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Let Them Play Sports

Let’s say we were talking to one of the people opposed to trans women in sports, and we asked them this: “What about cheerleading? Should trans women be allowed to do that?” Assuming they didn’t just respond with “no, trans cheerleaders would be fine” (ha!), do you think they’d bother to come up with a different excuse, or would they just continue to stick with the “athleticism advantage” hogwash?

Of course I understand cheerleaders compete too, and surely it takes athleticism to support your squadmates on your shoulders or throw them into the air to do backflips or what have you, but (bearing in mind I don’t actually know anything about the subject) I would expect cheerleading routines to be judged primarily by things like coordination, teamwork, energy, and choreography, with athleticism being a minor or secondary factor.

Not that it matters, of course. We already know that no matter what hypothetical we presented them with, no matter how far-fetched the excuse, they’d come up with something. They feel, consciously or unconsciously, that trans people are scary, disgusting, and wrong, and that is their bottom line. Everything else is rationalization, a way to feel morally superior, telling themselves they’re defending women’s rights while in fact doing the exact opposite. As others have pointed out, if any of these people actually cared about women’s sports, they would be talking about any of the many, many difficulties female athletes actually face. Being outcompeted by trans women isn’t one of them.

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Pun-induced Seize-er

  • Carpe diem – seize the day
  • Carpe carp – seize the fish
  • Carpe, free ’em – catch and release
  • Carp per diem – fish per day
  • Carp: ID ’em – no underage fish
  • Carp Aegean – fish from west of Turkey
  • Carpe me-um – please hold me

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Oh BTW I’m a Twilight Fan

Please join me in a moment of silence, as we mourn the cruel and senseless murder of the series’ best character:

Very, very convenient—too convenient—that my truck would wheeze its last wheeze just weeks after Edward and I had agreed to our lopsided compromise, one detail of which was that he be allowed to replace my truck when it passed on. Edward swore it was only to be expected; my truck had lived a long, full life and then expired of natural causes. According to him.

Rest in peace, old-timer. 😔

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Smarter

I’ve been comparing past thoughts and projects to ones I have now, and it seems like I’ve gotten smarter. I’m not sure if that’s actually true or if it just seems that way because my friends are all smarter than me and I haven’t been spending time with them. One more reason to spend more time with them, I guess!

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