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My spouse: “I know we usually do laundry with cold water, but I think the reusable cloth wipes I’ve switched to need to be washed in hot.

Me: “Maybe we could put the stained pillowcases and hand towels in with them, see if we can finally get those all the way clean.

Spouse: “Yeah, sounds like we need to start having designated ‘hot loads.'”

Both of us, turning toward each other in perfect sync: