Why Am I Like This, pt. XIII

*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather*

*spends two hours scrolling social media, reading webcomics, and/or writing*

“Oh geez, I’ve got to get off my phone and start my day!”

*goes upstairs to get dressed*

*finds clothes already laid out*

*starts putting them on*

*debates putting on long underwear*

*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather…*