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Things My Kids Have Said, pt. I
- “I like this cheese. It has a bad taste, but I like the bad taste.”
- “I’m not trying to insult you, but that vest you’re wearing makes all the outfits you wear with it look not good.”
- “Doh, I dob’t deed do blow by dose.”
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Man of Mystery
I live a life of intrigue and suspense, full of exciting questions like “why did I walk into this room,” “what was the reason I picked up my phone two hours ago,” and “is that yellow stain on my nails orange peel or jaundice”
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Slamming Windows
I think my favorite thing about MS Windows is when you can’t do anything with a file or folder because “it is open in another program,” but it won’t say which program.
That’s the best!
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I Love My Coworkers
One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:
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It’s a Fact
My spouse: “I’m probably biased, but I genuinely think we have two of the cutest dogs in the world.”
Me: “You are absolutely biased, and also correct.”
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Help, I’m Arguing With People on the Internet and I Can’t Get Up
“Views” is such a frustrating number to optimize for. What does it matter how many people see what you’ve said or done, if you don’t know how many people you’ve actually affected?
You know what a much more useful metric would be? “Number of minds changed.” That sure would be nice. It is so exhausting when someone’s wrong on the internet in a way that it feels so gosh-danged important to try to correct them, but is it really? You can sometimes tell if the person you’re arguing with changes their mind, but what about all the lurkers who never pitch in? Maybe you helped some other people’s understanding, even if you couldn’t get the OP to budge. Or maybe not! Who knows? It’s maddening!
Anyway, to completely and randomly change the subject: AI doesn’t need a personality or instincts or emotions or a desire for self-preservation or even consciousness to be superintelligent and wipe us all out; just because something has been in fiction a lot and has never happened before doesn’t mean it isn’t about to happen; and if some fatuous nimrod says a thing, that (by itself) is not evidence the thing is false. If you disagree, you are being Wrong On The Internet and if you would please just stop now it would save me a lot of aggravation. Thank you.
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