These signs showed up in every bathroom in the building a little while ago. Who the heck has been standing on the toilets??
Category Archives: Microblogging
Proud
My daughter: “Hey dad, want to hear a joke? It’s a pun.”
Me, responding to my love language: “Absolutely!”
Her: “What do you call a T-Rex that’s also a sword?”
Me: “I don’t know, what?”
Her: “A dino-sword.”
Me:
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Worst. Flowchart. Ever.
Can’t afford a nice birthday party for my daughter –> feel bad about being poor –> ask friends to help out –> feel bad for asking favors –> no one responds –> feel bad for being alone –> but then they do –> feel bad for feeling alone before –> …
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Mis-App
Speaking of people who should be Super Soakered, who on Earth decided it was ever acceptable to have an app with text elements that can’t be selected?
(I’m looking at you, Instagram! I know you’re not the only offender, but you’re defenitely the worst.)
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XII
Me: “Welp, I’ve been staring at my computer screen doing literally nothing all day and now it’s after 6. Guess I better call it. I’ll just text my spouse and let them know I’m leaving…and I should look at the function I was working on so I’ll remember where I left off…”
My brain, smashing through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man: “ALL RIIIIIGHT I’M READY, LET’S LOCK THE F*CK IN”
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Snow Day!
The kids have school off today, so naturally I’m taking a day off from my blog, too. (It makes sense because I say so!)
Please enjoy this festive winter scene:
I hope your day is a fun one!
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Riddle Me This, Too
Am I being paranoid, or has AI actually made autocorrect worse?
If we’re going to start stuffing LLMs into every crack and crevice of our lives like cream into cheap profiteroles, could we at least include a way to give it feedback? Because I would dearly like to have some way of explaining to my phone that no, I did not and will never wish to discuss “the copy of her hair,” and starting a sentence with “I’m fact, …” makes me both look and feel like a maniac.
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Mal-Come Again, AGAIN?
I was careful to enunciate extra-clearly this time. I guess they did leave out the ‘h,’ so… Partial success?
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Cozy
It’s that time of year again–time to bust out my favorite outfit!
Why yes, it is quite warm. Thank you for asking!
What’s your favorite cold-weather accessory?
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In Search of Secrets 