I’ve gotten used to seemingly innocuous things making me feel old, but for some reason learning that the mayor-elect of New York City is younger than me hit especially hard.
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Mal-Come Again?
Over the years, there have been quite a few contenders for “worst misspelling of my name ever,” but this one’s just taken the top spot easily:
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Spooky Scary Skeletons
I walked out the front door the morning after Halloween and saw this:
The black stuff was charred-on ash. Where did it come from? Not a clue.
Should I exorcise it or use it as a decoration?
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Be Yourself
I know, it’s a tough job sometimes–but if you don’t do it, who will?
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My Daughter Thinks Jabba the Hutt Would Be Scarier With a Cape and a Lightsaber
Please, nobody tell George.
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Why Am I Like This, pt. X
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Office Problems, pt. II
Every office building should have a cozy, dimly-lit room with couches and a couple desks where you (1) aren’t allowed to make noise, and (2) are allowed to take a nap.
You think I’m joking, but no–it would be for accessibility! There are lots of flavors of neurospicy other than mine that need some peace and quiet sometimes, and there are also times when the best thing you can do for your productivity is…take a nap. Rest isn’t a sign of laziness! Also, you don’t keep lazy people from avoiding work just by banning lazy-seeming behavior! Productivity should be measured by (gasp) how much work you actually get done, not how much time you spend looking busy!
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Never Knew Blueberries Had Legs
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Why Am I Like This, pt. IX
*shares a meme on social media*
*scrolls through more memes, shares another*
*scrolls back, sees the meme I shared 15 seconds ago*
*has to check own status because I can’t remember if I actually shared it or just thought about sharing it*
*meme is about ADHD*
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In Search of Secrets 
