Happy Smallpox Eradication Day!

Content note: gore (image of child with smallpox)

Forty-six years ago today, smallpox was declared officially eradicated worldwide. Although several other diseases such as Guinea worm are getting close, smallpox remains one of only two diseases we’ve eradicated, and the only one affecting humans. Fatality rates are estimated to have been around 30% throughout most of our history; in the last 100 years of its existence alone it killed roughly half a billion people, and the survivors often suffered from permanent scarring, disfigurement, and blindness.

Ironically, it’s much more difficult to make an infectious disease seem like an inhuman monster than it is to demonize an actual human being. Our social brains are wired to associate words like “evil” with creepy grins and mustache-twirling, not complex bundles of chemicals that barely even count as “alive.” But make no mistake: the true face of Evil doesn’t have a mustache to twirl, and it doesn’t have pointy fangs or glowing red eyes, either. It looks like this:

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Why Am I Like This, pt. XII

Me: “Welp, I’ve been staring at my computer screen doing literally nothing all day and now it’s after 6. Guess I better call it. I’ll just text my spouse and let them know I’m leaving…and I should look at the function I was working on so I’ll remember where I left off…”

My brain, smashing through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man: “ALL RIIIIIGHT I’M READY, LET’S LOCK THE F*CK IN”

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I’ve Lost Hope. Has Anybody Seen It?

Last night I was rereading an old essay of mine about capitalism (or rather, what I considered to be capitalism at the time). I may or may not write a post later about my thoughts.

(I’d like to do a “review” of one of my older posts at some point–just to see what I’ve learned, which of my beliefs and opinions have changed, how I’ve grown, and so on–but I don’t know if it will be that post.)

I concluded the post with this:

Unfortunately, there’s nothing to prevent someone from […] trading freely to encourage innovation and growth when it suits them, and stealing the best of the profits when it doesn’t. Honest capitalism is the fairest and most effective kind, but that doesn’t mean that only honest people can be capitalists.

If this were the whole story, the future might look pretty bleak: without an advantage that only the honest could use, the thieves would continue to take what they pleased without regard for others’ welfare, and with the science and resources of capitalist practice lifting the restrictions of old, the world would eventually either be destroyed or subjugated utterly. However, there is some hope on at least two different fronts. I’ll elaborate on these next time in part two.

Well, here we are in the future, and gosh, it seems pretty darned bleak! And it does seem like the people (and systems) controlling the economy are going to either destroy the world or enslave its population. I never did write part two, but I’d really like to now–the current timeline makes me want to share those hopes more than ever.

…If only I could remember what those hopes were??

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Is All “Déjà Vu” Déjà Vu Déjà Vu?

If you don’t know, déjà vu is the feeling of “remembering” an event that just happened for the first time, sort of like it’s a scene from a movie you’ve seen before. (If you already knew that, enjoy the irony of hearing it explained again!)

I’ve heard about many people experiencing déjà vu at some point in their lives, and I’ve experienced it multiple times myself, but there’s a detail I haven’t heard others talk about. For those of you who’ve had it, I’m curious: is your feeling of déjà vu itself in the imagined memory? That is, when feeling “I remember this happening before,” do you also think “and I remember remembering that this has happened before?” Is your déjà vu a recursive feeling of “this has happened many times before,” or does the feeling stop at “this has happened once before?”

Because for me, it is absolutely recursive. Every time.

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I Missed My Calling

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Snow Day!

The kids have school off today, so naturally I’m taking a day off from my blog, too. (It makes sense because I say so!)

Please enjoy this festive winter scene:

I hope your day is a fun one!

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Riddle Me This, Too

Am I being paranoid, or has AI actually made autocorrect worse?

If we’re going to start stuffing LLMs into every crack and crevice of our lives like cream into cheap profiteroles, could we at least include a way to give it feedback? Because I would dearly like to have some way of explaining to my phone that no, I did not and will never wish to discuss “the copy of her hair,” and starting a sentence with “I’m fact, …” makes me both look and feel like a maniac.

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Mal-Come Again, AGAIN?

I was careful to enunciate extra-clearly this time. I guess they did leave out the ‘h,’ so… Partial success?

It’s the same handwriting! Who is this maniac??

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Banana Transmutation, Brownie Batter, and the Second Law of Thermodynamics

Content note: profanity, physics

This is my second attempt to gesture flailingly at an epiphany I had a little while ago. It won’t be the last, I think.

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Gratitude

Keeping a daily gratitude journal is one of the cheapest, easiest, and most well-documented ways of improving your overall happiness and mental well-being. (Like most people who know this fact, I don’t keep a daily gratitude journal.)

I don’t keep a daily gratitude journal, but when I was young my family did keep a yearly gratitude journal: every Thanksgiving, we’d take some time together to volunteer things we were grateful for and write them down. Sometimes they were things specific to the past year, sometimes they were more perennial. Sometimes they were serious, conventional things–friends, family, health, and so on–other times they were small, lighthearted, or even silly. (I recall one year saying I was thankful for “God making the Big Bang that created the universe that created the Milky Way that created Earth that created humans so they could invent the Super Nintendo so I could play videogames.” I think I was about nine?) As holiday traditions go it was pretty subdued, but it was still one of my favorites. Even just reading through what we’d written in past years never failed to put a smile on my face.

I don’t keep a daily gratitude journal, but I do have a blog! So this year, I’ve decided to revise an old tradition and share with you some of the things I’m thankful for–large and small, silly and serious. In no particular order:

  • The little foldable keyboard I’m using right now to type this post on my phone.
  • My close family–those I’ve chosen through friendship and marriage, as well as those I’ve been gifted by chance.
  • In particular, my father. I’m writing a song for you, dad. I can’t wait for it to be finished so you can hear it.
  • Having a stable job I don’t hate with a good boss who doesn’t hate me.
  • The three best gifts I’ve ever bought for myself: my ErgoDox EZ bespoke mechanical keyboard, my Kensington Expert trackball mouse, and my turquoise Nintendo Switch Lite. (Yes, I’m still in love with videogames.)
  • Bandcamp!
  • Fulfilling my childhood dream of living in a mobile house (although my house doesn’t have an elevator or big-screen TV like I wanted–oh well).
  • Finally diagnosing and treating my ADD.
  • Getting my heart broken and having no regrets.
  • Being converted to toe socks and minimalist shoes (regular sneakers look way more absurd to me than shoes with toes, now).
  • My spouse’s sorcerous powers of cookery.
  • My favorite (nonfiction) writers: Autumn Christian, Eliezer Yudkowsky, Paul Graham, Tevis Thompson, and Scott Alexander.
  • Good porn.1
  • Costco!
  • My new favorite (nonfiction) writer, Chris Ferdinandi.
  • Discovering that Stephanie Myer wrote and published a gender-swapped version of Twilight to prove a point, reading it, and finding it works at least as well as the original. #TeamEdythe
  • Restarting my blog!
  • Making an effort to get back in touch with some friends I’ve been missing.
  • Seeing my writing improve enough to produce something I’m truly proud of (and which didn’t take me years or decades to finish).

And of course, I’m thankful for you, my wonderful readers. It’s hard to overstate how rewarding it’s been having an audience, even a small one. Knowing that someone other than my mom is actually reading and enjoying my writing (love you, mom) has been not only motivational, but also wonderful soul food. As always, I love you, and I hope your week finishes with a special treat and some unexpected good news. Joy and Health to you all!


  1. You may well ask, “What makes porn good?” or even “How can porn ever be good?” And I may well answer, “I think I have an idea for a future post…” ↩︎

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