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Don’t Feed After Midnight, Don’t Wake Before Noon

Since I’m not on social media much anymore, my spouse likes to curate memes and send them to me. They’re always good, but I particularly enjoy the ones they personalize…

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Why Am I Like This, pt. IX

*shares a meme on social media*

*scrolls through more memes, shares another*

*scrolls back, sees the meme I shared 15 seconds ago*

*has to check own status because I can’t remember if I actually shared it or just thought about sharing it*

*meme is about ADHD*

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What’s the Opposite of Road Rage?

The "predator handshake" meme with one arm labeled "You, about to merge into the next lane," the other arm labeled "The driver in the next lane," and their clasped hands labeled "Signaling and then swapping lanes in perfect sync."
I’m going with “blacktop bliss”

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