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January 21, 2026 · 9:56 am

I Love My Coworkers

One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:

A calendar app with four scheduled events between 1 and 4:30 pm: "Meeting with IMPORTANT VENDOR," "Mental Breakdown Time (MANDATORY)," "IMPORTANT HUDDLE," and "IMPORTANT BRAINSTORM."
Gonna be putting “Mandatory Mental Breakdown” for all my appointments now

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December 13, 2025 · 9:01 am

Office Problems, pt. III

These signs showed up in every bathroom in the building a little while ago. Who the heck has been standing on the toilets??

A toilet stall with a sign on the wall saying "ATTENTION: please do not stand on toilets, or flush any type of trash." Above the text are two crossed-out pictograms demonstrating the forbidden acts.

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October 15, 2025 · 8:32 am

Office Problems

Dear employers: if your workplace has a cafeteria, your employees should be able to eat there for free. Why have them pay for it? They’re literally just handing a chunk of their paycheck directly back to you, except now you’ve both lost money because it’s been taxed twice.

Am I missing something? This seems like a no-brainer to me.

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