Tag Archives: relatable
I Love My Coworkers
One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:
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It’s a Fact
My spouse: “I’m probably biased, but I genuinely think we have two of the cutest dogs in the world.”
Me: “You are absolutely biased, and also correct.”
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Better Startup Idea?
Sometimes when I’m on the road, I really wish I had a car horn I could honk at just myself.
Frustrating day? Feeling sleepy? Missed your exit? Bad traffic that isn’t anybody’s fault in particular?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(itsnotyouitsme)EEEEEEEEEP!
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIII
*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather*
*spends two hours scrolling social media, reading webcomics, and/or writing*
“Oh geez, I’ve got to get off my phone and start my day!”
*goes upstairs to get dressed*
*finds clothes already laid out*
*starts putting them on*
*debates putting on long underwear*
*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather…*
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Making Coffee Be Like
Watch this poor, tired sap try not to lose track of the number of scoops he’s put into the coffee maker, on today’s exciting episode of “Can He Count to Four?“
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Worst. Flowchart. Ever.
Can’t afford a nice birthday party for my daughter –> feel bad about being poor –> ask friends to help out –> feel bad for asking favors –> no one responds –> feel bad for being alone –> but then they do –> feel bad for feeling alone before –> …
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Riddle Me This, Too
Am I being paranoid, or has AI actually made autocorrect worse?
If we’re going to start stuffing LLMs into every crack and crevice of our lives like cream into cheap profiteroles, could we at least include a way to give it feedback? Because I would dearly like to have some way of explaining to my phone that no, I did not and will never wish to discuss “the copy of her hair,” and starting a sentence with “I’m fact, …” makes me both look and feel like a maniac.
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In Search of Secrets 