*shares a meme on social media*
*scrolls through more memes, shares another*
*scrolls back, sees the meme I shared 15 seconds ago*
*has to check own status because I can’t remember if I actually shared it or just thought about sharing it*
*meme is about ADHD*
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Me: Hmm…what if [obscure hypothetical that will 1000% never actually happen]
Also me: *proceeds to waste the next 80 minutes working out how I would respond to all the most upsetting and stressful details of said hypothetical*
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If your company ever releases a version of their mobile app where selecting something moves the selectable elements, the developer responsible should be shot.
I mean, like, with a squirt gun or something. Obviously.
But not gently.
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Me: If reading my own writing gives me goosebumps and makes me cry, that probably means it’s maybe sorta good, right?
My brain: Sounds fake. Don’t trust it.
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