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In Case You Were Wondering

I don’t know how many of you have looked at my Music page, but if you have you may be wondering why I haven’t updated my “currently listening” playlist in a while.

Did I forget about it? Have I been too busy?

Nope! The reason I haven’t updated it is because I’ve just been listening to the same thing over and over again for the last three weeks.

(The Deltarune soundtrack, if you’re curious. The OST for chapters 3 + 4 is particularly good!)

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Brisk

It got very cold here last week…

❄️

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Why Do They Call It Tumblr, It’s All Just Deltarune Fanart

Huh? What do you mean, there’s other sections besides “More posts like this” and “For you”??

(Just kidding, Tumblr. You know I love all of you!)

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AI: Auto-Incorrect

Me: “…AI-assisted coding…”

Autocorrect: “…AI-assisted cuddling…”

Me: …

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Help, I’ve Reddit and I Can’t Get Up

I knew Reddit was a bad idea. Why did I start scrolling? Why did I even open the app??

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Judge Orders Feds: Don’t Break the F*ck*ng Law

Are we all awake now?

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Spamton NEO First Try

For those of you who haven’t played Deltarune, this is a very cool and sexy thing I’ve done and you should be very impressed and want to give me lots of hugs and candy.

(Okay, so technically it was the first try on my second run…but still!)

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Wut

Did I…not actually wake up this morning? This can’t be real.

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I Love My Coworkers

One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:

A calendar app with four scheduled events between 1 and 4:30 pm: "Meeting with IMPORTANT VENDOR," "Mental Breakdown Time (MANDATORY)," "IMPORTANT HUDDLE," and "IMPORTANT BRAINSTORM."
Gonna be putting “Mandatory Mental Breakdown” for all my appointments now

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Wrong Number

The world is full of mysteries. Some may one day be solved, while others may outlast the lifetime of the universe.

For example: who the hell is “Anne,” and why does she keep giving people my phone number??

I have been getting calls from strangers asking for “Anne” for the last fifteen years or so. Does she honestly not know her own phone number? Do our numbers just happen to be one easily-confused digit apart? Or does she think she’s giving a “fake” number to people she doesn’t want to be contacted by?

Anne, if by some chance you’re reading this: PLEASE STOP GIVING MY PHONE NUMBER TO STRANGERS!

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