In my Google Drive, I have a folder with one document for each year since about 2015. Each one of them contains quotes I read that year that I thought were particularly informative, inspiring, insightful, funny, etc.
Lately I’ve been re-reading some of my older essays (not my old old essays–I’m talking, like, last month’s), and I’ve found myself wanting to quote myself.
Needless to say, my internal critic had a few words about this.
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What is this? What even is this animal??
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Me: Wow, people seem to like my last post a lot. I’ve gotten some really positive feedback!
My brain: Well, you worked really hard on it. You should be proud! All that practice is paying–
My other brain: QuiT nOW, yOUv’E pEakeD
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I was joking before about being turned into a robot car, but now I’m not so sure it was a mistake??
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Me: Hmm, why are my extremities all tingly and numb? That’s concerning.
My brain: It’s probably because you’re tired and dehyd–
My anxiety: STROKE
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The company I work for is making everyone take a course in AI. This is the introduction:
Can’t wait to have cybernetic eyes and a car that drives itself!
…Or am I going to become a car that drives itself…?
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Just in case anybody still needed proof that E.M. has completely lost his sanity, here he is arguing that having fewer senses makes you a safer driver:
If this weren’t so sad and dangerous, it would be almost as funny as the disagreements he’s constantly getting into with his own AI (you know, the one supposedly built to have truth-seeking as its primary goal?)
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There comes a time in every person’s life when they finally realize that John Cleese is, and has always been, quite sexy, actually.
This time is called “getting old.”
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Me: If reading my own writing gives me goosebumps and makes me cry, that probably means it’s maybe sorta good, right?
My brain: Sounds fake. Don’t trust it.
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