Category Archives: Microblogging

My Mom Has Some Pretty Good Fridge Magnets

This one’s relatively new.

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Better Startup Idea?

Sometimes when I’m on the road, I really wish I had a car horn I could honk at just myself.

Frustrating day? Feeling sleepy? Missed your exit? Bad traffic that isn’t anybody’s fault in particular?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(itsnotyouitsme)EEEEEEEEEP!

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Still Practicing My Selfies

I think my composition’s improving, but getting the pose to look natural is tough!

A caucasian male in a red sweater. Except for his ears, his head is completely obscured by the phone he's holding up to the mirror.
📱

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Girl, Are You a Medieval Weapon?

‘Cause you’ve totally poleaxed me ;⁠-⁠)

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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIII

*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather*

*spends two hours scrolling social media, reading webcomics, and/or writing*

“Oh geez, I’ve got to get off my phone and start my day!”

*goes upstairs to get dressed*

*finds clothes already laid out*

*starts putting them on*

*debates putting on long underwear*

*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather…*

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I’ve Finally Started Playing Deltarune!

Undertale is one of my favorite games, so this has been a long time coming.

The number “1225” seems to be significant for some reason, so I decided to take that as a sign to take a day off from my blog on the otherwise totally random date of 12/25–sorry for the short (negative) notice.

I hope you’re all enjoying the season of the Solstice, and looking forward to the new year.

Joy and health to you all!

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Making Coffee Be Like

Watch this poor, tired sap try not to lose track of the number of scoops he’s put into the coffee maker, on today’s exciting episode of “Can He Count to Four?

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This Ought to Be a Punishable Offense

Screenshot of an email from a credit company, offering the recipient a second loan while they're still paying off their first.
You’re doing a great job paying off your debt! Have you considered “lowering” your stress with…MORE DEBT?!

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GenAI Is Worse Than Soulless

Writing and art created by LLMs has taken us to a stretch of the uncanny valley so deep I’m starting to worry about ender dragons. It’s not just soulless, it’s worse than soulless, because it’s made to imitate having a soul but doesn’t quite make it.

Modern AIs have artificial souls. Substitute souls. They’re the astroturf of art; the margarine of human thought and creativity.

No wonder they’re literally driving people insane.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: put a stop to it!

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The Optimal Oreo Stuf Multiplier Is Two-Thirds

Regular Oreos don’t have quite enough, but double stuf is too much. Don’t @ me.

Experimentally verified.

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