Wish I Was Here

Trike gets to sleep in on the weekends and I have to admit, I get pretty jealous.

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Snow Koan

The master spoke: “It is said the sentence ‘snow is white’ is true, if and only if snow is white. This we have already discussed. But it is a separate question whether snow is, in fact, white. So what color is snow?”

The student, having re-learned the child’s art of giving simple answers to simple questions, replied: “White, of course!”

The master smiled. “Oh? And are you certain of that belief?”

As you’ve taught me, I cannot be absolutely certain of anything,” said the student. “But I am humanly certain, yes.”

“And if I say that snow is not white?” inquired the master.

“Holding to true beliefs in the face of authority is an old lesson, master. My answer is unchanged.”

“Well and good,” said the master. “But what if I offered more than mere authority?  What if I showed you that snow is not white?”

This question did not seem simple, so the student paused to think before answering.

“If you could actually do that,” they replied, “I would be very interested. But I do not expect it to happen.”

Wordlessly, the master rose and walked outside, beckoning the student to follow. It was winter, and it just so happened that a fresh layer of snow had covered the ground the night before. The master pointed to a patch of snow down the hill, upon which some animal had recently urinated. “Snow is yellow,” the master said, for the snow there was indeed yellow.

The student began to speak, but the master held up a hand to silence them, then led them to a snow fort some of the younger adepts had built that morning.  The two of them stuck their heads inside, and the master said, “Snow is blue,” for the light shining through the walls was, in fact, a muted blue.

Finally, the master pulled a microscope from their pocket and, using a chilled pair of tweezers, placed a single perfect snowflake under the lens, beckoning the student to look. The student did so and beheld a fantastic crystal, transparent yet scintillating with rainbow. The master said, “Snow is all colors and no color,” and surely that was the only description that properly fit.

“Now you have seen,” said the master, “So I ask you again, what color is snow?”

The student, feeling rather stupid, hesitated. They began: “Well…it depends on how you see it, I suppose…or where you see it…I mean, the context–” but they were interrupted by a big, white, wet, and very cold snowball to the face, which the master had been concealing.

In that moment, the student was enlightened.

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Picturesque

Living in Colorado has its downsides, but I can’t quite recall what they are at the moment…

A picturesque meadow filled with lush grass, with fantastic mountain range as a backdrop.

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Earth Hero

Fighter (my daughter’s imaginary friend that pilots all her favorite toys) is named “Earth Hero” now.

That’s because a little while ago, there was a huge army of bad guys that wanted to “kill the Earth” (!) and all the good guys fought them, but then all the good guys except Fighter died and there was still a bus (?) full of bad guys left, but Fighter was able to kill them all at once with super bombs that were also bullets, and then he brought all the good guys back to life.

(That’s not a Deus Ex Machina, by the way, both of those abilities were already canon. Fighter–sorry, I mean Earth Hero–can do basically anything.)

A small toy fighter jet.
His plane is also indestructible.

Watching your kids learn how to use language and make art is one of the best parts of parenting!

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Married Life

My spouse: “I know we usually do laundry with cold water, but I think the reusable cloth wipes I’ve switched to need to be washed in hot.

Me: “Maybe we could put the stained pillowcases and hand towels in with them, see if we can finally get those all the way clean.

Spouse: “Yeah, sounds like we need to start having designated ‘hot loads.'”

Both of us, turning toward each other in perfect sync:

Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender waggling his eyebrows suggestively

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A Needy Geek Seems Troubled

So… Those awful poems I’ve been writing? That I was tempted to actually work on? Well, nobody was able to stop me from working on them–and one of them actually turned out good!

Like, really really good. Probably one of the best poems I’ve ever written. (That’s not a high bar, but I’m still proud of it.)

Aaaand I’m afraid to publish it anywhere, because it’s about the first time my heart got broken and if a certain person from high school ever happened to see it I would literally die of embarrassment.

…which is ironic, because the whole theme of the poem is letting go of fear. So, I guess I should post it anyway?

I’ve also written some emo haikus–maybe I can salvage a few of those instead.*

*emo haikus are never salvegable

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Pride Stickers

Took the family to a Pride event this weekend. Check out the stickers I got from Satanic Colorado’s booth!

Two large stickers, one in black and white saying "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS DON'T HELP" and another in the Progress Pride flag colors saying "NO GODS NO MASTERS NO CLOSETS"

I’m open to suggestions for where I should put them…

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Class, We Have A Substitute for Today

Running low on spoons at the moment. I was going to have my “comments are back” announcement be today’s post, but then Chris Ferdinandi, one of my favorite bloggers, wrote a post about “Spreading Joy” and I had to share. Here’s an excerpt:

Yesterday, I found myself being extra friendly even when the guy behind the deli counter at the market was standoffish at the start.

He opened up eventually.

I told a woman I loved her anchor-pattern dress (because I love anchors and really did!), and found out she was headed to a wedding on a boat that afternoon, and was there to pick up a cake!

I’ve gotten so jaded and angry (because there’s a lot to be angry at) that I’d kind of forgotten how to have real, genuine joy.

It was a good reminder that I need to hold on to that, because fascism hates joy and spreading it is anti-fasc.

There’s lots more great reads on his daily developer tips page. Most of them are programming-related, but quite a few of them (like this one) aren’t. Go check it out!

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Comments

I am tentatively re-enabling comments on my posts. I’ve set myself a few rules that should (hopefully) keep me from getting sucked in. The comment policy can be found here.

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An Open Letter

To all the drivers who accelerate when the person ahead of them puts on their signal to merge:

I hope you get crabs.

Sincerely, Me

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