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Tag Archives: funny
I Love My Coworkers
One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:
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It’s a Fact
My spouse: “I’m probably biased, but I genuinely think we have two of the cutest dogs in the world.”
Me: “You are absolutely biased, and also correct.”
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Another Open Letter
To everybody who thinks “not being into politics” makes you neutral, Deltarune would like to have a word with you:
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Better Startup Idea?
Sometimes when I’m on the road, I really wish I had a car horn I could honk at just myself.
Frustrating day? Feeling sleepy? Missed your exit? Bad traffic that isn’t anybody’s fault in particular?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(itsnotyouitsme)EEEEEEEEEP!
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Why Am I Like This, pt. XIII
*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather*
*spends two hours scrolling social media, reading webcomics, and/or writing*
“Oh geez, I’ve got to get off my phone and start my day!”
*goes upstairs to get dressed*
*finds clothes already laid out*
*starts putting them on*
*debates putting on long underwear*
*goes downstairs to get phone and check weather…*
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Making Coffee Be Like
Watch this poor, tired sap try not to lose track of the number of scoops he’s put into the coffee maker, on today’s exciting episode of “Can He Count to Four?“
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Wish I Were Here, pt. II
C’mon Trike, that’s just mean. At least wait until after I’ve left for work…
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In Search of Secrets 