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Somebody Please Make This So I Don’t Have To

Lady Justice/Lady Liberty enemies-to-lovers yuri as a metaphor for history’s transition from totalitarian governments to democratic ones.

(C’mon Tumblr, this is your moment!)

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Why Am I Like This, pt. XVI

Me: Alright, time to leave soon. I’ll start wrapping up.

Five minutes later: Okay, I think that’s everything.

*checks watch*

Me: …it’s been THIRTY minutes??

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I Love This Mug

This is my office mug. It’s got a bunch of banned books on it, which is great, but it also has THIS on the bottom and I can’t believe I didn’t notice it sooner:

Here’s the rest of the mug, if you’re curious:

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Autocorrect: Still Better Than the Alternative, Usually, I Guess

My daughter asked me when the first day of spring is, so I did a search for it:

Not my finest moment, linguistically speaking

P.S. stop using Google and switch to DuckDuckGo. With all the AI slop and deceptive ads and algorithmic tweaking Google’s added, their results are actually worse now. There is literally no reason not to switch.

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AI: Auto-Incorrect

Me: “…AI-assisted coding…”

Autocorrect: “…AI-assisted cuddling…”

Me: …

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I Love My Coworkers

One of the folks on our office’s GSA group chat posted this:

A calendar app with four scheduled events between 1 and 4:30 pm: "Meeting with IMPORTANT VENDOR," "Mental Breakdown Time (MANDATORY)," "IMPORTANT HUDDLE," and "IMPORTANT BRAINSTORM."
Gonna be putting “Mandatory Mental Breakdown” for all my appointments now

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I Was Being Rhetorical

That’s four and counting…

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Same, Car. Same.

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It’s a Fact

My spouse: “I’m probably biased, but I genuinely think we have two of the cutest dogs in the world.”

Me: “You are absolutely biased, and also correct.”

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Another Open Letter

To everybody who thinks “not being into politics” makes you neutral, Deltarune would like to have a word with you:

A friendly monster shaped like an electrical outlet talks to a group of heroes: "If you didn't know, an evil ruler is taking over this world."
A friendly monster shaped like an electrical outlet talks to a group of heroes: "I don't really like politics, so I have no opinion on this."

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