So… Do any of you know what the market is like right now for skinny, 37-year-old, slightly-queer camboys? Asking for a friend.
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Design So Bad It’s Gaslighting
So there I am, reading someone else’s post on WordPress. I get to the bottom and start looking for the “like” button because I did, in fact, like it. I can see it’s been “liked” by about a hundred other people. I can even see which ones! And I can see that I’m logged in, so that shouldn’t be a problem.
And yet, there is no “like” button to be seen–no star, no heart, no thumbs-up, nothing. I look up. I look down. I look from side to side. It’s not anywhere!
I’m not sure if it’s me or the UI, but at least one of us is absolutely moronic.
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Tinder? I ‘Ardly Know ‘Er!
You Are:
- Age: 20-50
- Gender: girl or girl-adjacent
- Sexuality: optional
- Appearance: cute
- Enjoys: cuddles, reading, being picked up, talking about stuff you like while I listen and smile and play with your hair, travel, saying sweet things about me and seeing if I can top them, really good food
- Values: empathy, joy, Eliezer Yudkowsky’s Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, art, the outdoors
- Biggest flaw that isn’t really: likes to show off
You Might Like:
- Age: 37
- Gender: male
- Sexuality: polyamorous, straight-ish
- Appearance: 6’0″ (no, I didn’t just round up), 150 pounds (okay, I might’ve rounded that time), bald, blue eyes, as white as it gets without freckles or albinism
- My friends describe me as: Great Dane, oaf, “actual dad”
- Favorite compliment I’ve ever received: “suspiciously good-natured”
- Biggest pet peeve: my own farts
If that sounds like you (or somebody you know) HMU KK thx luv u ❤
Mal-Come Again?
Over the years, there have been quite a few contenders for “worst misspelling of my name ever,” but this one’s just taken the top spot easily:
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Spooky Scary Skeletons
I walked out the front door the morning after Halloween and saw this:
The black stuff was charred-on ash. Where did it come from? Not a clue.
Should I exorcise it or use it as a decoration?
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My Daughter Thinks Jabba the Hutt Would Be Scarier With a Cape and a Lightsaber
Please, nobody tell George.
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Why Am I Like This, pt. X
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Why Am I Like This, pt. IX
*shares a meme on social media*
*scrolls through more memes, shares another*
*scrolls back, sees the meme I shared 15 seconds ago*
*has to check own status because I can’t remember if I actually shared it or just thought about sharing it*
*meme is about ADHD*
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Underheard
Sometimes I worry that I’m losing my hearing from listening to my music too loud. Then I do something like accidentally mute my headphones trying to turn down the volume when they’re already at the lowest possible setting, and I stop worrying.
(For an hour or two.)
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Why Am I Like This, pt. IIX
Me: Ooh, I just got an idea for another “Why Am I Like This” post!
Me, after writing said post: *wastes at least 5 minutes making ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN the numbering is correct even though it does not matter and literally no one will ever notice if it’s wrong*
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