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Riddle Me This

If AI is so great at language processing now, how come autocorrect is still so ducking shorty?

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Weird Scritches, But Ok

Our pug is not very picky about how he gets attention…

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Should’ve Called It Attention Disobedience Disorder

Me: “Ugh, [trope X] is so [gross/overdone/boring] in [genre Y]. They just fit together so perfectly to make a bad story–like soul mates, but for awfulness instead of love. It’s probably impossible to put them together and have something good come out.”

My hyperfocus: “Hold my beer.”

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A Needy Geek Seems Troubled

So… Those awful poems I’ve been writing? That I was tempted to actually work on? Well, nobody was able to stop me from working on them–and one of them actually turned out good!

Like, really really good. Probably one of the best poems I’ve ever written. (That’s not a high bar, but I’m still proud of it.)

Aaaand I’m afraid to publish it anywhere, because it’s about the first time my heart got broken and if a certain person from high school ever happened to see it I would literally die of embarrassment.

…which is ironic, because the whole theme of the poem is letting go of fear. So, I guess I should post it anyway?

I’ve also written some emo haikus–maybe I can salvage a few of those instead.*

*emo haikus are never salvegable

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