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It’s a Fact

My spouse: “I’m probably biased, but I genuinely think we have two of the cutest dogs in the world.”

Me: “You are absolutely biased, and also correct.”

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Cats Can Swear Now

Look, I get why the official scientific jury is still out on “do animals, like, reaaally have thoughts and feelings and stuff, or is it all just mimicry and operant conditioning, maaan?” Science is all about repeatability and rigor and proof beyond unreasonable doubt and it takes a lot of work and studies and evidence to elevate a hypothesis to the level of Theory, let alone Consensus.

BUT.

There are tons of people who don’t give a crap about scientific rigor, as well as scientists just voicing personal opinion, who are still on the fence even after seeing sh*t like this:

I mean, come on! You’re telling me you’ve seen all this stuff about cats swearing and bonobos making up new words and dogs saying “oops” and talking about their dreams and you’re still going “but is that, like, reaaaaly thoughts and emotions and a complex inner life”??

What in the name of Love are you waiting for? A dissertation written by a squid???

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Are You Sure That’s a Dog?

What is this? What even is this animal??

A scene from the movie "Lilo and Stitch" (animated). Caption: "He used to be a Collie before he got ran over."

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