These signs showed up in every bathroom in the building a little while ago. Who the heck has been standing on the toilets??
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Worst. Flowchart. Ever.
Can’t afford a nice birthday party for my daughter –> feel bad about being poor –> ask friends to help out –> feel bad for asking favors –> no one responds –> feel bad for being alone –> but then they do –> feel bad for feeling alone before –> …
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Mis-App
Speaking of people who should be Super Soakered, who on Earth decided it was ever acceptable to have an app with text elements that can’t be selected?
(I’m looking at you, Instagram! I know you’re not the only offender, but you’re defenitely the worst.)
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Riddle Me This, Too
Am I being paranoid, or has AI actually made autocorrect worse?
If we’re going to start stuffing LLMs into every crack and crevice of our lives like cream into cheap profiteroles, could we at least include a way to give it feedback? Because I would dearly like to have some way of explaining to my phone that no, I did not and will never wish to discuss “the copy of her hair,” and starting a sentence with “I’m fact, …” makes me both look and feel like a maniac.
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Mal-Come Again, AGAIN?
I was careful to enunciate extra-clearly this time. I guess they did leave out the ‘h,’ so… Partial success?
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Banana Transmutation, Brownie Batter, and the Second Law of Thermodynamics
Content note: profanity, physics
This is my second attempt to gesture flailingly at an epiphany I had a little while ago. It won’t be the last, I think.
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Just to Be Clear
You? A procrastinator? Please–you’re an amateur crastinator at best.
I’m the pro, here.
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Some Days You Wake up and Choose Violence
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Boy, I Sure Love Hearing This First Thing in the Morning
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In Search of Secrets 